I love my rave cave, but always felt as though it was missing something. It wasn't until I discovered ThinkGeek's 'Lighted Fountain Speakers' that saw the opportunity to blend together my loves of house music, neon lights, and consumerism so unnecessary that Jeff Bezos would start to tear up. If you're like me and need to spend money to fill the dark hole inside you then look no further than these lighted speakers. Perfect for your crying music.

*will not ship to California, there's a fucking drought people