No, you're not in Narnia and this isn't Inception. There is in fact a machine that cooks and delivers not one, but two, pre-assembled breakfast sandwiches in under five minutes and it's called the 'Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker'. While the name is rather underwhelming — the deliciousness is off the charts. If you've ever wanted the machine version of your mother after you've come home from college to visit her then look no further. Did I that mention bacon was also involved?