• Yard Rake Pile Leaves Dog Jumping Golden Retriever Chasing Ball
Zoom

Canine Happiness Collector

$ 29.95

As Aldous Huxley once said, “to his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” They forgive you when you step on their tail, they withhold judgment you when you stumble in drunk at 5AM, and they feel horrible when you have to empty your new loafers of a steamy turd (to be fair on that last one, you did come home smelling like the dog that lives with that female human down the street). Regardless of how you slice it, dogs are amazing creatures that deserve a life of ultimate happiness. This sophisticated device enables for the collection of what's commonly referred to as 'happiness elements' (known my some as 'leaves') into a large pile for your canine to enjoy. Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Tags: dogs, pet toys, pets
Type: pranks and toys    
Vendor: amazon