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Bear Paw Meat Handlers

$ 12.95

A civilized man might use utensils, but when it comes to shredding meat any manly man will use his Bear Paws. Whether you pull it from the slow cooker or the smoker, these beastly hand extensions will lead to more than just a finely manicured meal. Use of Bear Claws in the kitchen has been clinically tested and proven to raise your libido, make your wife hotter, silence your in-laws, and increase the girth of your... meat. Not suitable for use by vegans, vegetarians, or your third cousin twice removed. If you're Google and you're reading this... meat, meat, meat, meaty, meat, meat.