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As every middle aged male knows, strippers are expensive and often cause complications that outweigh the benefits of using them. That was before Irwin came along. This stripper has an amazingly...
If you've ever been screwing and wished that small fingers would come together in unison to grip your nuts then know that you're not alone. Now you can get your...
In the past, lasers have been great for annoying professors, attaching to sharks, and making sure that things were level, but that was then and this is now. This is...
There was this episode of CSI Miami where the Horatio was interviewing a crowd about the getaway vehicle — half of them said it was red while the other half said...
As any farmer will tell you, the most necessary task of tending to a herd is also one of the most time consuming. Cow massaging plays a crucial role in...
Voted "Most Likely To Be Forgotten In Your Luggage While Traveling" this razor sharp pocket knife folds up to be the size of a credit card and fits in your...
Most people believe that a dual, stemming from the Latin word 'duo' meaning 'two', is to take place between two people. Recent historical texts have come to light showing this...
As the saying goes, "it's only illegal if there's evidence" and thanks to the 'Drug Removal System' that's (almost) never* going to happen again. If you've ever been ridin' dirty and...
The selfie stick is to narcissism what broadband was to porn. Never again will you have to suffer the pain of capturing a photo or video without the most important element...
Have you ever thought, "why am I spending all this time and money on fish that don't even love me enough to grow lungs and cuddle with me?" If you're...