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There was this episode of CSI Miami where the Horatio was interviewing a crowd about the getaway vehicle — half of them said it was red while the other half said...
As any farmer will tell you, the most necessary task of tending to a herd is also one of the most time consuming. Cow massaging plays a crucial role in...
Voted "Most Likely To Be Forgotten In Your Luggage While Traveling" this razor sharp pocket knife folds up to be the size of a credit card and fits in your...
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There's not a straight man on this planet that is going to be reading this description. They're all staring to the left because let's be honest — even you're kind...
It doesn't matter if you've done it one time or a thousand times — disposing of a body is hard work. As any newbie will learn, a bulging mass rolled in...
If you love to hunt and drink beer as much as you love having awkward conversations and joking about anal penetration then you're going to want to keep reading about this one...
Whoever said "you can never have too much of a good thing" was probably standing at the top of a ladder holding a massive bucket of tennis balls. I would...
Most people believe that a dual, stemming from the Latin word 'duo' meaning 'two', is to take place between two people. Recent historical texts have come to light showing this...