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Adulthood was meant as a time in our lives when we're supposed to do the things we were told not to do as a children. Go run at the pool, yell in the house,...
Once filled with endless creativity where a box could become a spaceship, a shadow could become a velociraptor, and a mirror could become a gateway to hell — our minds were...
As every middle aged male knows, strippers are expensive and often cause complications that outweigh the benefits of using them. That was before Irwin came along. This stripper has an amazingly...
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It's easy to love great beer, but it's hard to love home much space it takes in the refrigerator for other important things like pizza... and more beer. Thankfully the geniuses...
No, you're not in Narnia and this isn't Inception. There is in fact a machine that cooks and delivers not one, but two, pre-assembled breakfast sandwiches in under five minutes and it's...
In the past, lasers have been great for annoying professors, attaching to sharks, and making sure that things were level, but that was then and this is now. This is...
As Aldous Huxley once said, “to his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” They forgive you when you step on their tail, they withhold judgment you when...
All cats posses a natural hunting instinct, but not all of them have the opportunity to embrace their genetic desires. While some felines stalk zebra on the serengeti, the one...
